• 10:53:11: I just made an old lady at a KMart laugh by making a stripping joke!
  • 14:09:03: GLEE's 'Grilled Cheesus" really gets to me.. I am so non-religious, but this episode moves me to tears.
  • 16:48:59: my mind did a swan-dive into the gutter today and is now doing back-strokes in it!!
  • 19:35:57: a guy just tried to convince me to allow him to open a pack of cigars so he can smell then and then decide if he wanted to purchase.. um, no
  • 22:31:51: they be tryin'.. they be tryin' my patience tonight! they just don't know.. oh, no, they just don't know who I am.

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